• i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
    Before jerking off :
  • men are gross
    After jerking off :

foodchewer:

caseyanthonyofficial:

foodchewer:

i hate repeating myself 

What?

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franklinlin17:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OMG! joodanjyanaiyo

bae-stop-playin:


got the new beats by struggle

bae-stop-playin:

got the new beats by struggle

driveshaftgroupie:

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zedrin-maybe:


mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

zedrin-maybe:

mooncastle721:

I almost spit grape juice!

I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’

American Horror Story Freak Show: Official Posters

In love

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

screenandroll:


TEAM USA CAUGHT A BODY BOUT A WEEK AGO. Team USA celebrates their victory by doing the shmoney dance.

screenandroll:

TEAM USA CAUGHT A BODY BOUT A WEEK AGO. Team USA celebrates their victory by doing the shmoney dance.

japhers:


folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

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cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

thestormscrolls:

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OH MY GOD THE FLYING ONE!!!!