i would literally suck 6 dicks rnBefore jerking off :
men are grossAfter jerking off :
i hate repeating myself
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
got the new beats by struggle
I almost spit grape juice!
I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’
American Horror Story Freak Show: Official Posters
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
#SERIOUSLY #THE TEENAGERS ARE SO SHY AND POLITE AND NICE #MEANWHILE THE MIDDLE AGED ADULTS ARE THE RUDEST PIECES OF SHIT
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
TEAM USA CAUGHT A BODY BOUT A WEEK AGO. Team USA celebrates their victory by doing the shmoney dance.
but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
OH MY GOD THE FLYING ONE!!!!