you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
(via lustfulnotes13)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via edwardshadows)
dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
(via punkmonksteven)
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
(via edwardshadows)
